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Starlear View All Posts by This User

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 1. To Venomx | 3/11/2006 4:28:08 PM EST
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You crack me the hell up, keep the good times rolling.
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Wubwub View All Posts by This User

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 2. Re: To Venomx | 3/11/2006 4:45:52 PM EST
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Stop making threads about yourself, Venomx.
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Venomx View All Posts by This User

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 3. Re: To Venomx | 3/11/2006 4:48:02 PM EST
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I can't help it. I want to be popular.

Now what are you doing here scrubfase. I thought we established that you're too emotionally unstable to talk to me.
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Wubwub View All Posts by This User

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 4. Re: To Venomx | 3/11/2006 4:56:47 PM EST
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I am drawn to your strength like a moth to a flame. I hope that just by being near you I can become a better person.
The Great Pretender.
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Starlear View All Posts by This User

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 5. Re: To Venomx | 3/11/2006 4:58:39 PM EST
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I am a scrub.

Time for your spongebath, sugarpants.
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Venomx View All Posts by This User

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 6. Re: To Venomx | 3/11/2006 5:00:18 PM EST
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Normally, I would leave you two fairies to bathe in disgusting privacy. However, take it to SilverHand or Mal'ganis. We don't want to see this.
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Frostillicus View All Posts by This User

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 7. Re: To Venomx | 3/11/2006 5:13:26 PM EST
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Yeah, he's been posting on my server forums too. I gotta admit, he's pretty awesome.
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Wubwub View All Posts by This User

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 8. Re: To Venomx | 3/11/2006 5:21:23 PM EST
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Sometimes it saddens me to realize the best entertainment most forums get are ginks like Venomx. I guess if you don't mind canned insults and monotonous attempts at trolling then he's pretty sweet.

Like those guys from Lightbringer... Well "all of them" but specifically the Legion of Trout. Worst case of horrible I've seen in a very long time.

Whatever. The internet makes you stupid anyways. It's probably too much to ask for people to not suck.
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Venomx View All Posts by This User

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 9. Re: To Venomx | 3/11/2006 5:31:07 PM EST
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Let's see. To view Venomx as a troll is to miss to overall picture. You would be looking for the wrong thing, and you would therefore end up disappointed.

At that point, you'd hopefully realise that Venomx wants you to be disappointed. If he's interacting with you, you must have someway angered him. That means he doesn't like you at all. You're from another relm, and he has it in his heart to make you as anger/kryfase/selfrighteous as he possibly can.

That being said, I witnessed the whole Lightbringer action Wubwub. You seemed more than gleeful to have people play with you. You spent many hours in photoshop making pretty pictures for hahas. You posted them everywhere, which is a very scrub move, to make sure everyone saw them. When they were finished, you made many a high and mighty post about how your own relm could not provide enough entertainment for one of your calibre, and how you missed Lightbringer so.

So, Venomx does not care for your internets ideologies. He does not care how you get your jollies. He does not want to have heart to heart philisophical discussions with you. He definitely has no interest in being lectured by the intellectually inferior. Right now, what he does care about, is making you gtfo his relm.

He shall also see all of you on your respective relms, with a whole cauldron of pain in tow.
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Wubwub View All Posts by This User

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 10. Re: To Venomx | 3/11/2006 5:38:57 PM EST
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word
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Venomx View All Posts by This User

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 11. Re: To Venomx | 3/11/2006 5:44:35 PM EST
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in other words..

lawl! poor little self proclaimed intellect came here hoping to dazzle all around with his profound insights, not knowing that i saw him run around like a little attention starved scrub, and lose many a verbal joust, during the lightbringer/mal'ganis drama.

el oh el.
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Wubwub View All Posts by This User

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 12. Re: To Venomx | 3/11/2006 5:53:11 PM EST
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Do you like Doctor Seuss?

My favorite book of his is one duck, two duck, red duck, you suck.
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Venomx View All Posts by This User

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 13. Re: To Venomx | 3/11/2006 5:56:18 PM EST
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Q u o t e:

Do you like Doctor Seuss?

My favorite book of his is one duck, two duck, red duck, you suck.



I thought I had warned you that the little 'pretend to spew garbage' thing, followed up by deleting your posts, would only work in your mal'ganis bubble. Big boys here Wubby. You're getting hurt already.

Unless. Oh dear. It really is trying to make clever rhymes.
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Wubwub View All Posts by This User

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 14. Re: To Venomx | 3/11/2006 5:57:25 PM EST
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reply to this please
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Venomx View All Posts by This User

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 15. Re: To Venomx | 3/11/2006 6:05:16 PM EST
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Q u o t e:
reply to this please


hay you said it, and just like that i did it!!

lawl you must be master of this forum posting people manipulating business. smooth smooth.

lololololol gogo gadget scrub.. teach me some more techniques!
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Ikriti View All Posts by This User

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 16. Re: To Venomx | 3/11/2006 6:16:44 PM EST
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Dear Venomx,

I turned on the television today and I watched my local news. I noticed that the storm team was coming up for an update. I thought to myself great the storm team is coming this should be exciting. But alas it was 4 middle aged men talking about the weather. Not that I have a problem with weathermen. But I do have a problem with being deceived.

What should I do to stop or lessen the damage the weathermen at wgal 8 has done?

Thanks for your concern
-Ikriti
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 17. Re: To Venomx | 3/11/2006 6:24:32 PM EST
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The world is full of deception and liars, Ikriti. My advice would be to steel yourself against the horrors of such things and live your life as an honest person.

Think of every lie as a card. When you tell one lie, you are forced to maintain it, thus you must tell more or tell the same one again. Eventually you have a delicate card house and when one of those lies is disproven, the entire house comes crashing down.

Think of honesty as a hammer. Just do it.
The Great Pretender.
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Venomx View All Posts by This User

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 18. Re: To Venomx | 3/11/2006 6:35:07 PM EST
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Dear Ikriti,

The tone of your post leads me to believe that this is by no way a case of "first time" deception. I sense that the scrubs at WGAL 8 have tricked you on numerous occasions, and you have finally had enough. I am glad you came to me.

These weatherman share as much blame as the station itself. They are fully aware of their deceptive introduction. They too are scum.

That being said, the most effective way to avenge their years of hope dashing is to discredit them. Since these pompous fools claim to predict weather patterns, you merely have make the opposite take place. If they predict a bright sunny day, let the rain fall like Amazonian tears. If they predict snow, let it burn like evolving STDs. Soon, they will be flayed by angry mobs, and the station razed and looted. No clues will point to you.

I understand that this will not be an easy task, but it is the only way to properly teach them a lesson, and truly heal yourself.

Please let me know how it goes.

Sincerely yours,

Venomx
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Ikriti View All Posts by This User

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 19. Re: To Venomx | 3/11/2006 7:26:28 PM EST
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Dearest Venomx,

Thank you so much for your timely and heartwarming response. I must admit this wasnt the first time. I felt a little embarassed saying it but I just could not take it anymore. I had to come to you. I feel empowered. I WILL make a difference. I WILL make uther proud.

From the bottom of my heart.

Thank YOU!

- Ikriti

edit: AND IF WGAL IS READING THIS THREAD... KNOW THIS... REMEMBER WHEN GOD SAID LET THERE BE LOCUST ATTACKS? WELL THIS TIME GOD SAID LET THERE BE IKRITI ATTACK.. PREPARE YOURSELF SCUM >:(

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Venomx View All Posts by This User

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 20. Re: To Venomx | 3/12/2006 9:04:47 AM EST
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Ikriti, I am very glad that my advice found you willing and ready to take up arms against those that would seek to oppress you.

Know that Uther stands behind your mission, and in tune with our faith in your abilities, all those in your region shall brace themselves for weather so obscure one would think that global warming was battling the next ice age right under their noses. But we shall know better.

Hint: Turn off weather effects in the Display menu to discredit local broadcasters.

Luvzor,
Venomx
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